tumblr staff: okay we have excess funds, what should we do
worker: maybe we could fix the video playe-
david karp: hats

burgrs:

sometimes i look in the mirror and im like “damn ;)” and other times im like “damn :///”

(via nothing-wrong-with-alright)

johnegbort:

uʍop ǝpısdn pǝuɹnʇ pǝddıןɟ ʇoƃ ǝɟıן ʎɯ ʍoɥ ʇnoqɐ ןןɐ ʎɹoʇs ǝɥʇ sı sıɥʇ ʍou

(Source: kamukura-izuruu, via nothing-wrong-with-alright)

198ft:

girls screenshot everything and then send it to their friends in a group chat and then laugh at people and that is why you should never trust us

(via hollyyys)