I fucking hate it when you’re in such a fantastically giddy mood and then you see one simple little thing that makes you think, “oh” and then you just get this empty feeling in your chest and you get nauseous and the world just crumbles and you want to just lay under a blanket and close your eyes and fall asleep and never wake up.
Don't forget to make us proud
Don't forget to socialize
Don't forget to get A's
Don't forget to blend in
Don't forget to look good
Don't forget to be perfect
Fuck the world, they're peasants. At least you haven't murdered somebody today
But just in case you want to get away with it, here are some tips.
"May I see you again?"
"Patience, grasshopper. You don't want to seem overeager."
"Right, that's why I said tomorrow. I want to see you again tonight. But I'm willing to wait all night and much of tomorrow. I'm serious."
"You don't even know me. How about I call you when I finish this?"
"But you don't even have my phone number."
"I strongly suspect you wrote it in this book."
"And you say we don't know each other."
my little brother wrote about me for school and this was one of the sentences he wrote. im sobbing “my sister is my role model because she can watch 12 years worth of law and order in 3 months”
do you ever think about shit you did in the past and just go
did nobody punch me in the face
(Source: luciditydream, via lilmisssmileen)